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Angry eBay Seller Message

An original meme from an angry eBay seller over a canceled transaction. How professional of him, isn't it?

The professionalism when dealing with eBay sellers is astounding. The only way someone would get this angry is if they're dying to get your money (scammers come to mind). I don't blame them, especially living in unusual times like this. However, even asking for something nice still triggers people, and seeing this message I got was absolutely hilarious.

In case you're not familiar, "jebend" is a British swear word referencing the male genitalia (this eBay seller is from the UK). According to a user on Reddit, it's a Northern UK alternative to "bellend." In other words, by US standards, translating the term used by this UK eBay seller was that I'm an "unequivocal [dick]." That's the cutest thing someone ever said to me.

Even if terms like this make a valid insult toward someone, I beg to question the ordeal. Of all the profane phrases and terms that currently exist, apparently the male 'schlong' seems to be of his concern. Looking at his response, 'dick' was the first thing on his mind, given reports that the pandemic has placed active men at higher risk of erectile dysfunction (ED), and also the likelihood of priapism[1]. That makes sense, I mean, if you knew you were going to get fired, you'd be making jokes and hurling insults at others about losing your job since that what's running through your mind, right? Makes total sense being uptight about yours, or another man's 'dong,' as a basis of attacking someone else.

Keep it up, 'danne.' I hope your eBay store thrives during these tough times. Don't let your angry, unprofessional messages like this one get in the way of your success. If you do so, that would be an unequivocal business practice, wouldn't it? Stay mad, mate!

What a 'wasteman.'

Source: eBay
Credit: Kris Caballero
Made and created on March 11, 2022.

TEXT: I'm not sure which is worse: This eBay seller's unprofessional message over a cancelled transaction, or that penis was the first thing on his mind as his basis of attack.

"Does COVID-19 cause erectile dysfunction and shrink your penis?"

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